People that love Apple and Blackberry products are crazy and have no taste buds. It is insane how much over the last few year I have heard about how popular these fruits are and how crazy people go for them. I see people lining up and waiting days just to get a special type of apple or blackberry. I do however have to say I am quite impressed about how much technology and craftsmanship are put into these fruits. After a few years of seeing people going crazy over these fruit i finally gave in and decided I wanted a piece of this action. I decide to go for an apple because lately I have been hearing bad things about blackberry's, must be a bad season or something. So I go to my local grocery store produce section and all I can find is normal apples, so I go and ask where they keep there phone shaped apples, the worker looks at me with the most insulting, belittling look and says "what kind of drug are you on" so I stormed out, I guess that employe has been living under a rock for the last 6 years! So anyways, I'm on my way home and I pass a bell store, and in the store window I see the fruit I have been desiring. I run into the store and scream "get me the most ripe apple you've got!" The employes looked at me weird but they obliged with my request. After a half an hour of paper work and contracts I finally get my $300 piece of fruit, (I got the white one because the black one looked rotten). I get to my car, at this point I'm salivating, I unwrap the apple and take a bite. This apple must have been a bad one because it was rock hard and tasted horrible. In a fit of rage I threw the apple out of the window.
The earphones that came with the apple however tasted great!
-AtotheDawg Blog