It has come to my attention this weekend that the Super Bowl is not what it portrays itself as. When I hear the name "Super Bowl" it strews up thoughts of a bowl with super powers that fights crimes. Not a sporting event! I feel this disgusting misuse of naming must be stopped. I'm positive I am not the only one that was under the impression that the Super Bowl is a super hero, where there events are watched by the world once a year. When I was a child I only heard of the Super Bowl but was never actually shown to me by my parents, my parents did not believe in owning a tv. I lived my life believing that I was missing out on the amazing events of a Super Bowl but I now know that I was seriously mistaken. I know a bowl with super powers sounds preposterous but I always pictured the origins of the Super Bowl as some radioactive waste getting spilt into a normal bowl which then in turn gave the bowl super powers. I believe that my idea of the Super Bowl would be much more popular and have much viewers then the version of the Super Bowl that is currently leading a fraudulent existence.
Anyone that has been wrongly lead with this fraud of a sporting event, please contact me and I will give you information on how we will have this misleading event change names.
-AtotheDawg Blog